@BEGINEVENTS

@IF
TURN
turn=0
@THEN
TEXT
^^ABC News Broadcast: 
^After days of intense negotiations, Pauline Hanson's One Nation still will
not surrender Queensland back to the Australia Government. She is now poised to invade the rest 
of Australia. John Howard signed the declaration of war early this morning, and is not available 
for any comments at the moment, as he is currently hiding away in the Parliamentary bomb shelter
with Alexander Downer. Former Democrat Senator elect, Aden Ridgeway, has Seperated from The Australian
Government, forming the Aboriginal Nation of Mabo, and he has recruited a powerful militia group.
ENDTEXT
@ENDIF

@IF
CITYTAKEN
city=Sydney
attacker=anybody
defender=The Coalition
@THEN
TEXT
Hell's gateway has appeared in Canberra, issuing forth Peter Costello, Treasurer of the Australian Government. 
ENDTEXT
CREATEUNIT
owner=The Coalition
unit=Peter Costello
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
62,112
61,111
61,113
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
CITYTAKEN
city=Brisbane
attacker=anybody
defender=One Nation Party
@THEN
TEXT
Hell's gateway has appeared near Brisbane, issuing forth David Oldfield, Hanson's henchman. 
ENDTEXT
CREATEUNIT
owner=One Nation Party
unit=David Oldfield
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
67,87
66,86
66,90
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
RANDOMTURN
denominator=15
@THEN
TEXT
A Bunyip has appeared to aid the Nation of Mabo!!
ENDTEXT
CREATEUNIT
owner=Nation of Mabo
unit=Bunyip
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
40,78
40,80
38,80
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=0
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=Nation of Mabo
unit=Uluru
veteran=no
homecity=none
locations
39,89
38,88
37,87
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=Uluru
attacker=anybody
defender=Nation of Mabo
@THEN
TEXT
The destruction of Uluru has destroyed the inspiring effects of the dreaming!
ENDTEXT
GIVETECHNOLOGY
technology=95
receiver=Nation of Mabo
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=every
@THEN
MAKEAGRESSION
who=One Nation Party
whom=Nation of Mabo
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=every
@THEN
MAKEAGRESSION
who=Nation of Mabo
whom=One Nation Party
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=every
@THEN
MAKEAGRESSION
who=The Coalition
whom=One Nation Party
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=3
@THEN
TEXT
^^NEWSFLASH
^New Zealand farmers have found a new use for sheep: Wool
ENDTEXT
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=15
@THEN
TEXT
^^NEWSFLASH
^Rectal thermometers were recently banned in Canberra, because too many Politicians were getting brain damage.
ENDTEXT
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=25
@THEN
TEXT
^^NEWSFLASH
^A commercial airlines jet, carrying 17 Barristers and 5 National Party Backbenchers, 
^suffered a technical glitch early this morning and plunged into the Tasman Sea. 
^There were no survivors. 
^Australian Prime Minister John Howard said today: "This is a terrible tragedy, and 
^the 22 people who lost their lives this morning will be missed greatly."
^Paul Mcdermott, however, of Doug Anthony All Stars Fame simply described this tragedy as: "A good start".
ENDTEXT
@ENDIF


@IF
TURN
turn=every
@THEN
MAKEAGRESSION
who=One Nation Party
whom=Nation of Mabo
@ENDIF

@IF
NOSCHISM
defender=ANYBODY
@THEN
@ENDIF

@IF
NEGOTIATION
talker=One Nation Party
talkertype=HumanOrComputer
listener=Nation of Mabo
listenertype=HumanOrComputer
@THEN
@ENDIF

@IF
NEGOTIATION
talker=Nation of Mabo
talkertype=HumanOrComputer
listener=One Nation Party
listenertype=HumanOrComputer
@THEN
@ENDIF

@IF
NEGOTIATION
talker=One Nation Party
talkertype=HumanOrComputer
listener=Indonesians
listenertype=HumanOrComputer
@THEN
@ENDIF

@IF
NEGOTIATION
talker=Indonesians
talkertype=HumanOrComputer
listener=One Nation Party
listenertype=HumanOrComputer
@THEN
@ENDIF

@IF
RANDOMTURN
denominator=3
@THEN
TEXT
UN Peacekeeping forces arrive in Australia. 
ENDTEXT
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Peacekeepers
veteran=no
homecity=none
locations
51,69
50,70
49,69
48,68
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
RANDOMTURN
denominator=4
@THEN
TEXT
UN Peacekeeping forces arrive in Australia. 
ENDTEXT
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Peacekeepers
veteran=no
homecity=none
locations
67,123
67,121
65,119
65,125
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
RANDOMTURN
denominator=5
@THEN
TEXT
UN Peacekeeping forces arrive in Australia. 
ENDTEXT
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Peacekeepers
veteran=no
homecity=none
locations
29,61
30,62
28,64
28,66
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=every
@THEN
MAKEAGRESSION
who=New Zealand
whom=The Coalition
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=every
@THEN
MAKEAGRESSION
who=New Zealand
whom=One Nation Party
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=every
@THEN
MAKEAGRESSION
who=New Zealand
whom=Nation of Mabo
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=20
@THEN
TEXT
^^NEWSFLASH: UN Launches major peacekeeping operation in Australia
ENDTEXT
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Peacekeepers
veteran=no
homecity=none
locations
51,69
50,70
49,69
48,68
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=20
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Peacekeepers
veteran=no
homecity=none
locations
51,69
50,70
49,69
48,68
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=20
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Peacekeepers
veteran=no
homecity=none
locations
67,123
67,121
65,119
65,125
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=20
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Peacekeepers
veteran=no
homecity=none
locations
67,123
67,121
65,119
65,125
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=20
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Peacekeepers
veteran=no
homecity=none
locations
29,61
30,62
28,64
28,66
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=20
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Peacekeepers
veteran=no
homecity=none
locations
29,61
30,62
28,64
28,66
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=20
@THEN
MAKEAGRESSION
who=New Zealand
whom=The Coalition
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=20
@THEN
MAKEAGRESSION
who=New Zealand
whom=One Nation Party
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=20
@THEN
MAKEAGRESSION
who=New Zealand
whom=Nation of Mabo
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=8
@THEN
TEXT
^^ABC NEWSFLASH
^The Indonesian Government has landed a formidable invasion force 
on Mabo soil.
ENDTEXT
MAKEAGRESSION
who=Indonesians
whom=Nation of Mabo
CREATEUNIT
owner=Indonesians
unit=Armor
veteran=no
homecity=none
locations
29,61
30,62
28,64
28,66
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=8
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=Indonesians
unit=Infantry
veteran=no
homecity=none
locations
29,61
30,62
28,64
28,66
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=8
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=Indonesians
unit=Infantry
veteran=no
homecity=none
locations
29,61
30,62
28,64
28,66
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=8
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=Indonesians
unit=Infantry
veteran=no
homecity=none
locations
29,61
30,62
28,64
28,66
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=8
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=Indonesians
unit=Infantry
veteran=no
homecity=none
locations
29,61
30,62
28,64
28,66
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=8
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=Indonesians
unit=Armor
veteran=no
homecity=none
locations
29,61
30,62
28,64
28,66
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF 
RANDOMTURN
denominator=4
@THEN
TEXT
The KKK has sent aid to One Nation, giving them some of their own military elite
ENDTEXT
CREATEUNIT
owner=One Nation Party
unit=Klansmen
veteran=no
homecity=none
locations
66,84
64,86
66,88
67,83
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=15
@THEN
TEXT
Sightings of strange craft in the sky have been reported. Could this be a secret Coalition
weapons test?
ENDTEXT
CREATEUNIT
owner=The Coalition
unit=F53 Taipan
veteran=no
homecity=none
locations
30,112
29,113
27,115
26,114
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=15
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=The Coalition
unit=F53 Taipan
veteran=no
homecity=none
locations
30,112
29,113
27,115
26,114
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=15
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=The Coalition
unit=F53 Taipan
veteran=no
homecity=none
locations
30,112
29,113
27,115
26,114
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=40
@THEN
TEXT
^^NEWSFLASH
^The UN is fed up. They are about to launch a campaign, Operation Dead Dingo. 
They hope to end all conflict in the Australian Region. General Thomas 
Storey of UN Peacekeeping forces, said this morning:
^"To put it quite frankly, I've had a shitload of this war. I'm fed up, and 
I wanna go home. I don't care if every living soul on that sunburnt ass-end-of-the-earth 
continent is obliterated and expelled into the fiery bowels of fucking HELL, 
me and my troops want to go home."
^We here at ABC studios recommend that you run, and run fast, because I don't think that guy's joking.
ENDTEXT
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Peacekeepers
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
51,69
50,70
49,69
48,68
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=40
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Peacekeepers
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
51,69
50,70
49,69
48,68
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=40
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Peacekeepers
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
51,69
50,70
49,69
48,68
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=40
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Peacekeepers
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
51,69
50,70
49,69
48,68
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=40
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Peacekeepers
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
51,69
50,70
49,69
48,68
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=40
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Armor
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
51,69
50,70
49,69
48,68
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=40
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Armor
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
51,69
50,70
49,69
48,68
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=40
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Peacekeepers
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
67,123
67,121
65,119
65,125
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=40
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Peacekeepers
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
67,123
67,121
65,119
65,125
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=40
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Peacekeepers
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
67,123
67,121
65,119
65,125
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=40
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Peacekeepers
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
67,123
67,121
65,119
65,125
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=40
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Armor
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
67,123
67,121
65,119
65,125
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=40
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Armor
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
67,123
67,121
65,119
65,125
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=40
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Peacekeepers
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
29,61
30,62
28,64
28,66
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=40
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Peacekeepers
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
29,61
30,62
28,64
28,66
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=40
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Peacekeepers
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
29,61
30,62
28,64
28,66
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=40
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Peacekeepers
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
29,61
30,62
28,64
28,66
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=40
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Peacekeepers
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
29,61
30,62
28,64
28,66
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=40
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Armor
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
29,61
30,62
28,64
28,66
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=40
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Armor
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
29,61
30,62
28,64
28,66
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=40
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
owner=New Zealand
unit=Armor
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
29,61
30,62
28,64
28,66
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=40
@THEN
MAKEAGRESSION
who=New Zealand
whom=The Coalition
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=40
@THEN
MAKEAGRESSION
who=New Zealand
whom=One Nation Party
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=40
@THEN
MAKEAGRESSION
who=New Zealand
whom=Nation of Mabo
@ENDIF

@ENDEVENTS


